Though these brownies should arguably be a blazing shade of red velvet, sometimes things just don’t go as planned and you just have to roll with it. Like on Tuesday, when I was supposed to give a huge presentation at 8am, only to wake up to a text from my colleague informing me that I had to be downstairs at 7:10; the presentation has been moved up (!!!). To say I was frazzled was an understatement. Luckily, I pulled it together and the presentation went fine, and that morning is a metaphor for these kinda-sorta-if-you-squint red velvet brownies.
I love using natural food dyes, and Melissa’s sent me a generous shipment of beautiful, soft and flavorful steamed baby beets, so these brownies were just crying out to be made red velvet. Using beets as an excellent source of natural, unprocessed sweetness and chemical-free food coloring, red velvet brownies seemed like a breeze. But the first, er, several tries yielded unappetizingly red lumps of faintly-chocolate-flavored mush. But red velvet typically contains just the faintest whisper of cocoa, and I wanted a darker chocolate flavor. So, I relented, ditched my plans for red velvet – much like my plans for a good breakfast and a sufficiently-caffeinated bloodstream on Tuesday morning, if we want to beat this metaphor thoroughly to death – and tweaked.
Either way, though, these brownies are not to be missed. I lost count of the number of people who ate these, loved them, and had no idea that they contain no flour or sugar, and tons of root vegetables. I am not proud of this deception (ok, who am I kidding, I totally am. And I never lied, just didn’t offer up some info…really, your honor! I’m innocent! Anyway.) and no one had any problem with the beets after they had tried the brownies. What about you: Does the idea of adding vegetables to your brownies sound horrifying, or a little too close to Jessica Seinfeld for comfort? Pssh, I didn’t think so. Jessica Seinfeld is so 10 years ago, but these brownies are timeless.
Grain-Free Beet Brownies
Ingredients
- 2/3 cup soft steamed beets, roughly chopped
- 2 large eggs
- 2 Tablespoons granulated sweetener, I used Norbu
- 1/2 cup coconut oil or vegan butter, but still liquid, melted and cooled
- 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup cocoa powder
- 1/3 cup almond flour
- 2 Tablespoons coconut flour
- 1/8 teaspoon coarse salt
- 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
- Optional: 1/2 cup chocolate chips for garnish
- Optional: Sprinkles for garnish
Instructions
- Preheat the oven to 350F and lightly grease an 8"x8" baking dish.
- In the bowl of a food processor, combine all ingredients and puree on high until the mixture is smooth, periodically scraping the sides and bottom of the bowl to make sure everything is evenly incorporated.
- Pour batter into prepared baking dish.
- If you're using the chocolate chips, you can sprinkle them across the top of the batter before baking, or save them to melt and decorate with.
- Bake for 35-40 minutes, or until a tester comes out clean.
- Allow to cool completely in the pan before slicing or cutting out shapes. If you plan to cut out shapes, chilling completely in the fridge before doing so yields the cleanest cuts.
- If you did not garnish with chocolate chips before baking, melt the chips in the microwave or over a double boiler and use a knife or pastry bag to apply to the tops of the brownies. Follow with sprinkles if you desire.
- Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 3 days, or in the freezer for up to 3 months.
Amy | Club Narwhal says
Nora, you are such a grain free genie! These look amazing (and I love that you put beets in them–because now I can eat my sweets and get some veggies while I’m at it). So cute!
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
If I ever have ACB t-shirts made up they are FOR SURE going to say “grain-free genie” on them 🙂 🙂 🙂
Erika says
NORA MY HEART IS BEETING SO FAST FOR THESE BROWNIES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That presentation switch up sounds like craziness but OF COURSE you handled it like a champ! That’s just what you do when you’re a boss right? I can’t wait to try these. It’s so perfect that you’re using more alternative sweeteners because I’ve been trying to figure out how to use up my really old stevia/monkfruit/xylitol!!! Love these cute things!!
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
OMG, you are my pun soul sister!!
Sooo yes, that little presentation episode is a taste of your future. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Just kidding (sorta). If by handling it like a champ, you mean awkwardly making small talk to try to suppress the SHEER PANIC and then kind of giving a super hyper presentation (which luckily worked, thank goodness). If nothing else, it was a good experience in thinking fast on my feet! Never a bad skill to have – but OMG so many b-school flashbacks aaaahhhh!
I am so happy to hear you have a bunch of alternative sweeteners to use up because I think that’s a perfect excuse to try these brownies!!!
Christina @ Bake with Christina says
Omg SUCH a wonderful idea!! Adds a bit of healthiness to those sweet treats! And they look amazing and SO delicious!! Pinned 🙂
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
Thanks, Christina!
Joanne says
The cure for stressful presentations (and the adrenaline rush that remains after them) is definitely these brownies!! A good mix of indulgent and wholesome…which is really the best kind of mix in my opinion.
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
Totally agree!
Meriem @ Culinary Couture says
The EKG design is too freakin cute! Best Valentines day brownies hands down!
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
Haha thanks!!
June Burns says
Aw such cute little brownies! Chocolate beet cake is great, brownies sound even better 🙂 especially with sprinkles!
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
Thanks, June!
Thalia @ butter and brioche says
Never have I made brownies with beets before – these look divine and I am so curious to know what they taste like!
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
You should try it! Beets, especially when cooked, are so sweet so they provide a wonderful natural sweetener!
Zainab says
You are always a genius with your creations! They do not even look like there is beet hiding in there!
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
Aw thanks Zainab!
Mary Frances says
Whew you rock for pulling off that presentation! Eh it’s life and you do just have to roll with it. I don’t care if these are blazing red or not, they’re blazing awesome and I want a dozen stat! Love that you used beets (they’re my new fave) Haha I cracked up at your Jessica Seinfeld line (so true though!) Love these brownies Nora, you nailed em!
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
Ha, thanks! I agree, that’s just life, and if you’re never kept on your toes, I guess life would get boring!
Jess @ whatjessicabakednext says
These beet brownies look lush, Nora! Love the fact they’re grain free too. Those sprinkles are also super cute!
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
Thanks, Jess!
Monica says
These brownies are so cute, and I love that beets give the natural red food coloring; I’d really like to try this out sometime!! (:
Lulu says
I can’t comment on the recipe as written, but I’m currently doing the AutoImmune Protocol and tried this with some alterations:
1) Extra beets (I just had a slightly larger bunch cooked, so it was about a cup)
2) replaced 1/3 c almond flour 1/3 c tapioca starch and added 2 more tbsp coconut flour (for the extra beet)
3) replaced the 2 eggs with 2 gelatin “eggs” (2 tbsp gelatin and 6 tbsp of the water left from cooking my beets – procedure here)
4) used carob powder for the cocoa powder
Carob will never, ever replace chocolate, but this variation came out well anyway, making a gooey soft brownie that was lovely drizzled with some coconut milk. Tomorrow I’ll make vanilla coconut ice cream to go on top of it.
Thank you for this recipe!! I seriously, seriously needed brownies tonight (and to get some good veggies in while I was at it).
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
That’s great to know, Lulu! Thanks for letting me know, and I am SO glad you liked it! It sounds like it was a much-needed treat! I’m going to have to try that gelatin egg trick sometime!
Camille says
Ahhhh these are so amazing! I used Stevia and it was a bit strong so will half the amount next time (which I’m sure will be soon hehe). Thanks for a great recipe ????
Kathi Shurow says
Is 1/4 cup of vanilla correct for this recipe? Seems like a lot?
Nora (A Clean Bake) says
No, sorry, that is a mistake!